Sunday, March 20, 2011


Earlier tonight I was at my local Whole Foods seeking out the all natural and organic ingredients for the cleanse I've decided to attempt I'm not sure why. (Maybe 'cause I need something else to blog about for another ten days.) As I was looking at the jar of cayenne pepper and imagining what kind of God-awful taste it would make when combined with lemon juice and maple syrup, I promptly made a gagging sound. Out loud. Then I chuckled. Out loud. Then I looked up and caught a guy staring at me. So, I did what any self respecting 28-year-old woman would do when caught talking to herself. I pulled out my cell phone and immediately pretended I had been on it the entire time. Because I AM NOT CRAZY. Then again, lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper for ten days? Maybe crazy is exactly right.


  1. Yuck....if I were you...I wouldn't stray too far from the toilet.

    I am laughing imagining you gagging, chuckling and then trying to pretend you are on your phone cause that was just funny. :-)

  2. oceandoggyMarch 21, 2011

    What ARE you gonna do with lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper for ten days?
    Hopefully coat your chicken and steaks with it? Maybe?
    Surely, you're not going to mix it together into some kinda toxic Cali cocktail and drink it?
    Please say no.