Sunday, March 4, 2012

And I hope you never need them.

PeeWee Condoms

You didn't think I was kidding, did you? I bought the tattoos once. I had to see what "his and hers" tattoos looked like. The package only contained one tattoo (assholes) and it was of a green vine that I think was meant to circle an upper arm. Or maybe it was supposed to circle something else entirely. Anyway, it certainly didn't heighten any of my sensations. And I'll never get that fifty cents back.


  1. So I guess the tattoo wasn't the ultimate in fun and fantasy either!

  2. Covering the little things in life...I'm thinking if I was a guy and a woman handed me a pee wee condom..maybe kind of insulting? Guys would probably rather see something called Manly Large condoms or something like that. And is the woman and bear skin rug laughing....or looking on in awe?

    I'm paying way too much attention to that advertisement aren't I? Moving on.... :)

  3. Stephanie HarshMarch 05, 2012

    I'm pretty sure she's laughing. So's the bear skin rug. ;)

  4. Stephanie HarshMarch 05, 2012

    No, it certainly was not! I totally want my money back.

  5. Wow, what part of town were you in?

  6. Stephanie HarshMarch 18, 2012

    Huntington Beach. Is that normal behavior for Huntington Beach?