Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Whatever makes 'em not cry.



Kids make me nervous. I admit it. I don't know what to do with 'em, how to talk to 'em. I'm sure it's much simpler than I realize, but I can't help it. They get upset and cry for NOTHING and there's just no reasoning with them and I hate that. Quite frankly, it's not fair. USE YOUR WORDS. However, the expression they get when you dab dab dab a little chapstick on their tiny too-wet lips is priceless. And it's my In. We're totally BFFs after I let them get their sweet little hands on my stash.

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  1. This brought back one of the funniest memories I have of my oldest daughter. She loved chapstick when she was very little...loved it! I could give her a stick and the excitement level was over the moon. I can still remember after she would apply it, she would smile and say "mmmmmm, chapstick". It was hysterical.

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  2. Damn. I don't have a man-purse like that to fend them off.
    Who knew?

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  3. You can get on my good side with your gum stash! LOL :)

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