Him: Blah blah blah.
Me: I'm not kidding, Husband. We agreed.
Him: Suck it up. I already got you something.
Me: What?! WHEN?!
Him: A few weeks ago. I got it just because, but then figured it might as well be a birthday present.
Me: If you give me a present for no reason, I'm going to think you're incredibly sweet. If you give it to me on my birthday, I'm going to be PISSED.
One hundred
(And no, it's not my birthday. Yet. You'll know when you hear me wailing from a cold, dark corner. Bring chocolate.)
I'm going with tickets to a game. Now if you want to know which one I'm at a loss. I don't do sports. The last one you mentioned that I remember was a Padres game but it's not baseball season. Is it?
ReplyDeleteTom Brady and a Patriots football game?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's clearly a Patriots something. I think the tickets are a good guess. Tickets to a Raiders/Pats game? Are you in Raiders territory? Yes, you must be. And being in Raiders territory means it wouldn't be a Brady jersey because that could get you killed. So, yeah, tickets I say.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, Michelle, Michelle... what must it be like to be married to someone who isn't interested in sports? Sigh. Yes, it most certainly is baseball season. But this has nothing to do with baseball. You're funny.Megan, if my husband had put a bow on Tom Brady and given him to me as a gift, well... needless to say... you would not see me blogging for a very. long. time. Amen.Alias Mother, we're not in Raiders territory. At least, not really. They're all the way over on the other side of this very long state. I mean, the Cardinals would be a closer team... unless there's a rule that says you have to choose one that's in the same state. Then it'd be either the Raiders or the 49ers and I'd have to choose the 49ers 'cause the Raiders scare me.
ReplyDeleteIS IT A CAR?????
ReplyDeleteI have my alarm on my phone set to go off for your birthday so I don't forget it!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking tickets to a game in which some hunky Tom plays, too. I'm not completely clueless about sports...but almost.BTW, the tagline tagline? KILLING me!!!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I can think of is Tom Brady, but I don't think he can be given as a gift, him being a person and all!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to think deeply inside the box and guess the sports reference is a red herring, and the gift is the laptop sitting under the card.
ReplyDeleteRory, not only is it a car, but Tom Brady is sitting in the passenger seat waiting to go for a joy ride. (Not really.)T, it's okay if you forget. I've forgotten everybody's birthday. It's only fair.Violet, ha, thanks. But, sadly, it's true. Clever taglines elude me.Gayle, wouldn't that be awesome, though???Jen, unfortunately no... but imagine if you'd been right. You'd totally be my hero. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing even though he's a sports fan, it's your birthday (or not your birthday) so I think he got you advance tickets to see New Moon.
ReplyDeleteOk so what is it already??? Charger/Patriots game? Tell us!!!
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