Five. Each of these things deserve its own post, but.

1. Thanksgiving is on Thursday. Thanksgiving. On Thursday. When the fuck did that happen?

2. I pierced my eyebrow. And while I was at it, I crossed out the two, wrote in a one and decided to pretend I'm 19 again.

3. I've been going out, like, way too often. This is both fun and problematic.

4. I'm a big, fat NaNo failure. (Emphasis on "fat" and "failure.") (I blame #3 above.) (Yes, for both.)

5. Come December 1st I. Am. Moving. Out. Way, way more to come on this later.

I call this one "distractions"

Of course, if you could see it now, there'd be an additional tab open for this post (duh) and one for dictionary.com because I couldn't remember if "distraction" was spelled with an "e" or an "i." I really should just quit now.