Whistle
Play an instrument
Speak another language
Kill an insect
Apply my own makeup
Drive a stick shift
Parallel park (unless I've got at least three car lengths)
Apply deodorant without getting it all over my clothes
Finish anything I start
Polish the nails on my right hand
Respond to email in a timely manner
Flip eggs without a spatula (even then I still break most yolks)
Fasten my bra behind my back
Sing worth a damn
Win an argument with my mother
Stand the taste of black licorice
The end.
Happy birthday to me.
I share a lot of these "can'ts" with you! Glad I'm not the only one that can't do the bra behind the back deal..
ReplyDelete♫ Happy Birthday To You! ♫ I'm almost twice your age and my mother still asks where I have been if she calls and I'm not home {and she asks like I'm 12}...I can't sing worth a damn...way easier to fasten your bra in the front and do the twist around...and I'm convinced black licorice is what evil must taste {and smell} like.
ReplyDeleteI hope your birthday was amazing! :-)
Happy Birthday Stephanie!
ReplyDeleteMiss Carol puts my bra on so I don't have to worry about the whole fastening thing.
If you haven't already seen this:
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Movie Posters!!! Yay! Happy Late Bday hunny!
http://www.breakingdawnmovie.org/preview-of-the-breaking-dawn-part-1-teaser-trailer/
ReplyDeleteYou've been 29 for ten days now, have you learned to do anything off your list up here? LOL :)
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