Of course it'd be raining the entire weekend we're there. I called The Husband and we discussed our options. We could cancel, but who knows when another four-day weekend would just fall into our laps and oh, wait a second. I think I remember hearing something about a little rain never hurting anyone.
Me: Since it's not raining on Friday, we'll have to leave super early so that there's still plenty of time to take pictures once we get there.
Him: How early is "super early?"
Me: Like, five. I don't want to hit traffic in LA.
Him: We're going to hit traffic no matter what.
Me: Nuh uh! Not if we leave RIGHT AT FIVE.
Him: Is that a bet?
Me: It sure is, bucko!
So, whichever one of us is wrong has to jump in the lake once we get there. The same lake that's filled with the water from MELTING SNOW. Which means it's marginally warmer than actual snow.
Later, I was preparing a document and had to check the weather. (I prepare weird documents at work.) I went to AccuWeather and typed in "Yosemite" just for kicks. And lo and behold...
"Plenty of sun." Got that? AccuWeather seems to think we're in the clear. Literally. PLENTY OF SUN. All weekend.
Well, at this point, I was on a mission. I went back to the original e-mail to see who their supposed weather source was. Intellicast. So, I went to their website and typed in Yosemite. And I'm thinking the folks at Intellicast are on IntelliCRACK.
Now it's partly cloudy. What the hell, people? Which is it? Do I pack sweaters? Or tees? Jeans? Or shorts? I don't want to pack my entire closet, thank you very much.
For shits and giggles, I went to Weather.com. At this point, I'm thinking they're all a bunch of fucktards, but might as well see what they have to say.
I guess I'm packing everything I own and hoping for the best.